Teacher: where is ur homework?
Me: Where is Leonardo Dicaprios Oscar?
*i’m speaking with my dad on the phone*
Dad: RUSSIA DECLARES A WAR ON UKRAINEOMG WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE GO START GETTING SUPPLIES LIKE FLOUR, SALT OR WATER OR YOU KNOW WAR STUFF
Me: calm down
Dad: I’M TELLING YOU, FIRST THEY ATTACK UKRAINE, THEN THEY ATTACK US, I’M SURE
Me: but we didn’t do anything…
Dad: YEAAH, IN 1939 WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING EITHER
how the hell does justin bieber walking in a straight line make worldwide news headlines but the invasion of ukraine by russia and the possibility of a world war doesnt
Actually you know what… Mental abuse to humans (aka math) should be illegal, so yeah… Thinking ‘tangerine’ for the rest of my life. Smart cookie….